Standard tuning, No capo needed E|A|D|G|B|e Eb5:x|6|8|8|x|x Ab5:4|6|6|x|x|x Cm :x|3|6|6|5|3 Ab :4|7|7|6|4|4 Eb :x|6|8|8|8|6 INTRO: Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5 | Mute | Eb5 Eb5 Missed my alarm clock ringing Woke up, telephone screaming Ab5 Eb5 Boss man singing his same old song Eb5 Drove in late about an hour No cup of coffee, no shower Ab5 Eb5 Walk of shame with two different shoes on Cm Now it is poor me, why me, oh me Ab Boring the same old worn out blah, blah story Eb Bb There's no good explanation for it at all Eb Ain't no rhyme or reason Bb No complicated meaning Cm Ain't no need to over think it Ab Bb Let go laughing Eb Life don't go quite like you planned it Bb We try so hard to understand it Cm Bb The Irrefutable, indisputable Ab (N.C.) Eb5 Fact is psssh it happens Eb5 My trusty rusty had a flat I borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac Ab5 I'll be right back Eb5 Going down to Wally World Eb5 That yellow light turned red too quickly Knew that truck the moment it hit me Ab5 Eb5 Out stepped my ex and his new girl (Spoken)'Sorry 'bout your neck baby' Cm Now it is poor me, why me, oh me Ab Boring the same old worn out blah, blah story Eb Bb There's no good explanation for it at all Eb Ain't no rhyme or reason Bb No complicated meaning Cm Ain't no need to over think it Ab Bb Let go laughing Eb Life don't go quite like you planned it Bb We try so hard to understand it Cm Bb The Irrefutable, indisputable Ab Cm Fact is it happens Cm|Ab|Eb|Bb Eb Ain't no rhyme or reason Bb No complicated meaning Cm Ain't no need to over think it Ab(N.C) Bb Let go laughing Eb Life don't go quite like you planned it Bb We try so hard to understand it Cm Bb The Irrefutable, indisputable Ab Fact is Cm Bb Oh, the irrefutable, indisputable Cm Bb Absoluteable, totally beautiful Ab (N.C.) Eb5 Fact is psssh it happens